I was just wandering round my old, damp shed when I saw two long, pink things. I decided to hang them up on the wooden roof with my web. Inside smelt horrific like a mouse has been eating cheese none stop for 20 years.”Muuuuuuuuummm theres a ugly spider in the shed”.
“Hey im not ugly you are”.”Kill it NOW.BANG. Sadly I got crushed and never thought of again. Still when I was in spider heaven I thought of hauting them till they die ,so they no not to kill a spider again.